HI, I'M PANG

Pang

ABOUT PANG

PANG IS THE PENGUIN THAT HAS THE SPECIAL ABILITY TO MANIPULATE MARKETS.

ALTHOUGH PANG MIGHT NOT BE THE PRETTIEST LOOKING PENGUIN, HELL, HE MIGHT EVEN BE THE MOST RETARDED PENGUIN - HE STILL POSSES SOME CUNNING ABILITIES THAT OTHER PENGUINS WANT TO LEACH FROM.

WHILE OTHER PENGUINS LIKE TO RELAX AND PLAY IN THE ICE AND WATER, PANG JUST AIN'T GOT THE TIME FOR THAT. HE'S GOT BILLS TO PAY. HE'S GOT MOUTHS TO FEED INCLUDING HIS OWN.

PANG DOESN'T RELY ON CUTENESS UNLIKE OTHER PENGUINS TO ATTRACT THE COMMUNITY, BUT INSTEAD HE USES HIS FINESSE AND CHARISMA TO GET WHAT HE WANTS.